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The U.S. Treasure has confirmed it will reject ‘woke’ coin designs in favor of a coin featuring Donald Trump’s face.…
With Christmas right around the corner, plans are being locked in place for the annual cousin walk, where people just…
In a moment we’ve all been waiting for, local halls are getting decked. This comes as no shocker to anyone…
Paramount Skydance is launching a hostile takeover bid for Warner Brothers Discovery after it lost out to Netflix for control…
KNOXVILLE, TN – Early Christmas reporting has confirmed local gamer and son of very messily divorced parents Jake Hoppins is…
VICTORIAN LONDON – This can’t be good! Early reports from this year’s haunting of a “Scrooge type” are saying that…
CHICAGO, IL – After calling 10 minutes ago to ask you the name of the guy from Nobody 2 and…
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