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Sources close to the White House are disclosing exciting news: a pizza party for all United States citizens is being…
Last year, I made a bold and daring New Year’s resolution: to finally start wearing the Icelandic necropants, and to…
Up On the Rooftop (Drip, Drip, Drip) Up on the rooftop, a foot of snow- You’re not used to seeing…
Hi there. Don’t be alarmed. It’s just us, the humanoid lizard people living under the Earth’s crust. While we are…
Recently I, human reporter Walt Braley, wrote an investigative piece where I made audacious, unsubstantiated, and downright ridiculous claims that…
The good news is Clifford’s heartworm test came back negative. The bad news is a bit more complicated, as he…
Rejoice – the end of soaking, scrubbing and scraping has finally arrived! Just point, spray and let Dawn’s new powerwashing…
Happy second COVID Halloween! This holiday only comes once a pandemic year, so make it count. Good work ordering your…
Doctor Delphin, it’s been some time. Never mind how I got into your lab. Let’s just say the security here…