For 150 million years I’ve laid here. Covered beneath heaps of dirt and rocks and so many bugs. Patiently waiting…
Browsing: Science
Listen here, you whiners – I’ve had it up to my mountains with all of your complaining about winter. You…
1. Gilbert Gottfried impersonating a dial-up modem. 2. A drunken man attempting to play Taylor Swift songs with a vuvuzela.…
You’ve probably heard that virtual reality is all the rage these days, but did you know that before VR, there…
Hey Americans, Canadians, and Europeans! And any other Western culture thinking about making bugs a regular part of their diet…
The Seventh Sense We can all see dead people, but can they see us? Use what you know about the…
Congratulations! If you’re reading this, you finally hate yourself enough to lose the weight. That’s both the first and easiest…
I’m sorry, honey. I screwed up. I should have told you I would be home late. I should have told…
To my sweet guy: You may have some questions about what’s happening to your body. Your implanted brain is going…
EPA Senior Staff Meeting: February 1, 2100 New Trump Tower, Island of Philadelphia Chaired by Acting Director in light of…