Tuna Sushi with Nouveau Wasabi This tuna was scraped from the inside of a can we found in an abandoned…
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Yikes, you have a splinter! You’re so screwed. I don’t have any antibiotics, but maybe you’d like this pre-Event Dora…
What did I tell you! You refused to believe that the folder on my desktop full of videos of naked…
Cholera: The all-natural cure for constipation. Human papillomavirus: If it’s human, it must be good. Chickenpox: The viral pox of…
Summer is upon us, a polychromatic explosion of life reviving our feebly aspirating, wilted souls. You know what that means…
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Put ‘er there, pal. Damn glad to meet you. You might recognize me from being a news host on television.…
Good afternoon. Yes, it’s me Science. I know what you’re thinking. “Eww! Science is a girl?!” Listen, if God can…
I don’t care what your Christmas plans are. They’re done. Cancel them. There is no room for Christmas cheer or…
Greetings. Over the weekend, a tourist taking pictures of a hippopotamus at a watering hole about sixty miles from Nairobi,…