What did I tell you! You refused to believe that the folder on my desktop full of videos of naked…
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Cholera: The all-natural cure for constipation. Human papillomavirus: If it’s human, it must be good. Chickenpox: The viral pox of…
Summer is upon us, a polychromatic explosion of life reviving our feebly aspirating, wilted souls. You know what that means…
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Good afternoon. Yes, it’s me Science. I know what you’re thinking. “Eww! Science is a girl?!” Listen, if God can…
I don’t care what your Christmas plans are. They’re done. Cancel them. There is no room for Christmas cheer or…
Greetings. Over the weekend, a tourist taking pictures of a hippopotamus at a watering hole about sixty miles from Nairobi,…
For 150 million years I’ve laid here. Covered beneath heaps of dirt and rocks and so many bugs. Patiently waiting…
Listen here, you whiners – I’ve had it up to my mountains with all of your complaining about winter. You…