Last weekend, I went to beautiful and terrifying Daytona Beach, Florida for arguably the biggest NASCAR race weekend of the…
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Cute puns? Affirmations? Genuinely sweet admittances of affection? YAWN! Those cards couldn’t be more boring, vague, and inefficient. That’s why…
These haiku will tell you everything you need to know about where you’ll now spend the majority of your life!…
We love making lists up around here, but sometimes it’s actually easier to just put a bunch of real stuff…
LETSSSSSS GOOOOOOOO! IT’S THE BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR, BOYS! My place. 56′ Inch Plasma. We’re tuning in to Gobbler’s…
We’ve agreed to signal boost this magic rope listing for a goblin named Grutnag. Looks like quite the deal! Make…
To: All Employees From: IT As you may have deduced from our on-going refusal to acknowledge any of your support…
“Unexpected chemical traces in Neanderthal remains had previously led experts to suggest our long-extinct relatives were eating more meat than…
Let’s make this clear: I’m a reasonable person. I’m not asking for the meals to be not disgusting—sure, that’ll be…
The Destination You Never Planned For But Somehow Always End Up At So you’ve moved back in with your parents…