Despite having spent the last 50 years hitting dead-ends, having trails go cold, and consistently turning in his badge and…
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PORTLAND—Patrons of last Friday’s comedy open mic at Milton’s Taproom received a surprise when one performer uttered a sentence that…
Nobody cares that I’m dating a doctor. Well, he’s a surgeon, to be clear. And whenever I tell someone, like…
My parents’ divorce is the best thing that ever happened to me, and it could be the best thing that…
3 Regular Bibles This Cool Godzilla Dinner For Two At Chilis. I’ll Join You. It’ll Be Nice. If We Split…
Dear Jesus, Your mother’s sister wrote to tell me that you are risen. The news brought me great joy and…
This is the second one of these I’ve made. You’re welcome.
“Let me finish” If I’m watching my favorite TV Show. “Let me finish” If I’m eating Pizza. “Let me finish”…
His co-worker’s birthday. That the Detroit Tigers will struggle to compete for the AL Central again with such a small…