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The infighting on the MAGA right has not stopped; to the contrary, it’s only gotten more heated. Tucker Carlson especially…
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Another godawful year of the shittiest decade in living memory has finally come to an end, and that can only…
In a confounding decision, my workplace has decided that financial bonuses will be divvied out using the same system as…
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We don’t even know where to begin on this one. Our whole thing is unpacking the finer details of really…