This post is timely, topical, and perfectly in season. Kids these days just aren’t scared of anything that’s in black…
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Sup, fellow universe dweller. It’s me. The fictional character on this poorly written TV show you’re watching. You’ve probably noticed…
Kids. One minute you’re dressing them in a Power Rangers costume, the next you’re dressing their wounds suffered at the…
At Comic Con I am browsing a booth when I look up and notice Jon Arbuckle signing comics at a…
Following my graduation from NYU Law School, I spent four years in the Air Force Judge Advocate General Corps; conducting…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM – After working nonstop for what felt like years, course guard and cloud rider Lakitu finally took a…
According to a new study analyzing over 500 scary movies, researchers have concluded that the key to avoiding dying at…
Day 1 Well, this blows chunks. Here I am, less than a year old, and Mother gone. Fuckin’ Man. Not…
[The morning after Andy Dufresne’s escape attempt. Roll call. He still has not emerged from his cell.] GUARD CAPTAIN HADLEY:…
Eat shit and die. We are going to body swap you and your teenage daughter, and then force her to…