4 Celeb Diet Tricks That’ll Have People Wondering, ‘Did She Somehow Contract a Rat-Borne Illness?’
Dec20

4 Celeb Diet Tricks That’ll Have People Wondering, ‘Did She Somehow Contract a Rat-Borne Illness?’

Congratulations! If you’re reading this, you finally hate yourself enough to lose the weight. That’s both the first and easiest step. But where do you go from here? With so many diets promising to transform your body into an Instagrammable fuck-shrine, it’s hard to know who to listen to. We wanted to help, so we gathered exclusive tips straight from the pioneers of modern dieting: Iron-deficient celebrities. Try out these four tricks...

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Oh Great, What’s Next, Tom Hanks Is a Dog Butcher? He’s Not, Right? RIGHT?
Nov09

Oh Great, What’s Next, Tom Hanks Is a Dog Butcher? He’s Not, Right? RIGHT?

At this point, there’s pretty much nothing that would surprise me when it comes to people of status or man-children who filled their diapers all the way to the Oval Office committing heinous acts. In this desperately needed wave of revelations, we’ve seen so many awful people go down in flames that it’s hard not to act like we’ll all just be learning about a new monster each and every day from here on out. But...

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Betting Odds on the Next Celebrity to Be Outed as a Monster
Aug19

Betting Odds on the Next Celebrity to Be Outed as a Monster

Now that Jared Fogle is going to prison (insert footlong jokes here) for charges related to possession of child pornography and having sex with minors, we can add another famous person to the long list of celebrities – often beloved – who have proven to be despicable, horrific monsters. Whether it’s Fogle, Bill Cosby, Stephen Collins, Hulk Hogan or any of the other celebrities who have dark and horrible secrets, the...

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What are Famous People Doing at This Exact Moment?
Aug08

What are Famous People Doing at This Exact Moment?

It’s relatively safe to assume that, at times, celebrities act like normal human beings. As far as I can tell, they’re made the same way as us. They certainly speak and pretend to act like us. So that means they might do things we all do when the cameras aren’t rolling and the paparazzi hasn’t found them, right? Think about it. What are you doing right now? Sitting at your computer reading this, or maybe...

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