Exhausted from the hustle and bustle of the holidays, movie goers around the world were excited to sleep through the…
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CHICAGO, IL – In a shocking move that experts are calling “wholly unnecessary,” a company with almost entirely work from…
In a new report coming straight from my sister’s house, a local niece and all-around dumbass doesn’t understand cinema. This…
These classic holiday movies are watched every year by millions of kids, but what lessons are they actually taking away…
Once again, let us say happy holidays, merry Christmas, and we’re sorry! We wanted to post a normal Christmas card…
A Bag of King’s Hawaiian Rolls You nearly brought the Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts (because duhh-licious), but you already pulled that…
Hello, old friend. Did you forget about me? I’m the carton of eggnog you bought over the holidays. I thought…
Every year during Lent, Catholics and other devout Christians aren’t allowed to eat meat on Fridays (or Ash Wednesday), as…
I’m a bell ringer outside your grocery story and there are literally only three things I care about: Keeping my…
Hi everyone, and Happy Hanukkah! I’m here to share with you my Uncle Henry’s recipe for delicious potato latkes. My…