Hey, fam! Sorry I haven’t posted in like, 300 years! Anyway, some incel (read: complete VIRGIN!) lit the Black Flame…
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So it turns out our new house is right on the Woodland Creature Walk of Fame. We had no idea,…
The night was dark; our introductions, unceremonious. A lumbering man and an unsteady woman hefted me out of a rusted…
With Todd Phillips’ bleak Scorsese homage having grossed over half a billion dollars worldwide in under two weeks, Warner Brothers…
Danny Periculo Once declared “The bad boy of the ’90s,” Danny stole the hearts of young women across the world…
Is woke culture getting you down? Is your plight being ignored? Do you feel so slighted by political correctness that…
Consider the East Asian monsoon. This famous weather pattern, immortalized in the folklore and literature of the East, causes a cycle…
Your Dog Is at It Again, Charlie Brown! You’re Pitcher of the Year, Charlie Brown! It’s Grandparents Day, Charlie Brown…
“Which is why you are the only one with a heart pure enough to save Extrecia!” Zorbis, a two-foot-tall bearded…
Rylan, sit with your dear mother for just a minute. We need to have a little talk about what happened…