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Was Gonzo New Journalist Hunter S. Thompson, himself an expert on weird, today’s Nostradamus? Did his prophetic quotes foretell the…
Have you ever met someone who really loves vegetables? As in, someone who really, really, truly loves vegetables? No. You most certainly…
Way to go, morons! Y’all thought it was so funny to elect Rufus mayor over the other, extremely qualified, candidate.…
I envision Shakespeare doing triple Salchows in his grave hearing too many people literally use the word “literally” these days: …
I’m a not well-known humor writer who has not been published on some of the finest humor websites on the…
Somewhere in North Jersey, in the cavernous bathroom of a more-money-than-taste mansion, Jon Bon Jovi blow-dries his hair and stares…
I don’t know about you, but I think we all have that memory of watching that scene from That’s So…
Last week, our advice robot received this genuine plea for help. Dear Advice Robot, Last week my boss sent us…