Author: Walt Braley

You know how magazines used to get kickass Frazetta art and post seven page short stories called like “Eye of the Crystal Wizard” or whatever? You don’t know what I’m talking about? Magazines used to devote space to stuff like this: I thought it would be cool to make a joke version of that kind of thing for our website, since we’re kind of like a magazine (almost extinct) and I’m kind of like Robert E. Howard (obsessed with buff men), except not debatably racist.

I truly have no idea what to do about this. I was on Yelp looking to see what places around me had good reviews when I saw that there was apparently a small business literally at my exact address. That’s how I found out the bathroom in my apartment is listed for some reason and has over 900 reviews. I live completely alone. How is this happening? Who is letting these people in? I have be honest. After reading 700+ of the reviews, I am less upset by the mere existence and more bummed by the 3.2 out of 5…

Welcome, fearful readers, I recently wrote and lettered a terrifying horror comic in the vein of EC comics that is sure to keep you awake long into the night. However, the artist I partnered with on the project said he thought my script was “lacking” and “delivered nearly six weeks later than I said I’d do it” and ultimately we had to mutually agree to part ways. I think the comic is still effectively scary, and probably way better than it would have been if it was cluttered by John’s “art.” Now, turn down the lights, turn up the brightness…

Here’s a normal cartoon about backpacks and seeing a hit new feature film on the big screen!

It’s happening again. This time, for free! We’re doing another live show in Chicago! Last time we put a link to buy tickets here, but this time, there are no tickets! You just show up, sit down, and laugh until I do something that confuses you. We have a wild lineup of acts including a mime, magician, comedy band, actual live animal, and a few more that we are keeping a surprise because they aren’t as immediately interesting as those other. Come and see a night of comedy unlike anything else in the entire city! The playground Theater 4416 N…

I’m selling my garage. I recently sold my Kia (bought in 09 because I lOVE those Hamsters lol) and bought myself a cool as hell bike. This bad boy doesn’t take up hardly any space at all and is so rad that hiding it is illegal probably, so I have no need for my garage. I thought about keeping it for storage but the only thing I have taking up excess space in my home is my 20,000 deep comic collection and the garage isn’t anywhere near climate controlled enough to hold them safely, so I’d rather leave them in…

Here’s a normal cartoon about what spiders are usually thinking about.

A normal cartoon showcasing the versatility of banana peels.

Here is a normal cartoon about a hit family film you can rent from your local Redbox!