Nice: Randy Moss Had 69 Receptions During His Rookie Season
Jan05

Nice: Randy Moss Had 69 Receptions During His Rookie Season

I love legendary NFL wide receiver Randy Moss for countless reasons, two of which are because I once met him at the Fuddruckers at the Detroit airport, and because he made Joe Buck clutch his pearls so hard they shattered when Moss pretended to moon Green Bay Packers fans during a playoff game in 2005. But I also love Moss because in his 1998 rookie season with the Minnesota Vikings, he scored 17 touchdowns and amassed 1,313 receiving...

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Dad Believes Football Taught Paralyzed Son a Lot About Character
Dec06

Dad Believes Football Taught Paralyzed Son a Lot About Character

ALPHARETTA, Ga. – Charles Franklin said he sees a little extra grit in his boy’s eyes. Though it likely cost him the ability to walk and feel sensations below his waist for the rest of his life, the veteran carpenter is proud of the steps towards full-fledged manhood that his son Dylan, 13, took in his three games playing tackle football through the Alpharetta Parks and Recreation program. “I’d like to think there was a moment,...

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Gird Your Loins for Week Three in the NFL With These Ten Matchups
Sep23

Gird Your Loins for Week Three in the NFL With These Ten Matchups

1. Oakland Raiders at Tennessee Titans Raiders: Need to hope their defense can catch up to the offensive success they’ve had in the first two weeks. Titans: Hope that Oakland QB Derek Carr lets his brother David suit up in his place to “lose one for old time’s sake.”   2. Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers Lions: Match last year’s success of snapping a 24-game road losing streak to the Packers with pressure on the...

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Football Analysts Racing to Claim Unused Takes on Colin Kaepernick
Aug31

Football Analysts Racing to Claim Unused Takes on Colin Kaepernick

LOS ANGELES – As the entire sports world chimes in on San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s decision to not stand during the national anthem as a form of protest, football analysts everywhere are desperate to find an unused controversial take that will get coverage. “I saw that Rodney Harrison said Kaepernick isn’t black,” said ESPN NFL analyst Trent Dilfer. “But I’m going to take...

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The Official 2016 NFL Mock Draft Mock Draft
Apr28

The Official 2016 NFL Mock Draft Mock Draft

We at Robot Butt love the NFL draft, but you know what we love even more than the draft itself? Mock drafts, baby! That’s why we put together our ultimate fantasy mock draft mock draft to make some much-needed sense of this year’s crop of talent. 1. Los Angeles Rams Mel Kiper’s 2005 Mock Draft #3: Los Angeles traded up for a reason. They have so many holes to fill and season ticket holders to gain with the move. They...

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