Assault Charges Prove Cryptozoologist is Real Monster
Jun25

Assault Charges Prove Cryptozoologist is Real Monster

SPOKANE, Wash. – Local environmental activist and Bigfoot hunter Charles “Chaz” Heckney is facing three counts of aggravated assault after a fight over his son’s Little League baseball game ended with Heckney brutally injuring three of the other baseball players’ fathers last Tuesday. “His son was called out on a close play, and Chaz didn’t like the call, so he just went ballistic,” said one concerned parent who was at the...

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Pizza Knievel Jumps…Bigfoot?!
Aug21

Pizza Knievel Jumps…Bigfoot?!

We’ve already seen Pizza Knievel jump some pretty miraculous things, including the entire solar system. But his latest jump might just take the cake. After all, Bigfoot couldn’t possibly exist…could he? See for yourself below and maybe, just maybe, you’ll become a believer.     More jokes, at no extra...

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