Link-Sharing Protocol, Version 5.0: Farting as an Advanced Hockey Strategy

P.K. Subban

Hockey season is finally here and all is once again right in the world. One of the major trends in hockey now is the NHL’s growing acceptance of advanced stats, so it’ll be interesting to see how it influences the game – from how it’s written about to how it’s played in general – moving forward.

But here’s another interesting strategy already in place. P.K. Subban, a defenseman for the Montreal Canadiens, farts in front of goalies to distract them. This deserves a more in-depth study.

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Steve DiMatteo

Author: Steve DiMatteo

Steve is an editor for Robot Butt. You can follow him on Twitter @steve_dimatteo.

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