EVERGREEN, Ohio—Steel Valley State College has approved a $700,000 grant for a small coterie of freshman to research new ways…
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HOLLYWOOD, MAYBE – In a recent report we assume exists somewhere, it was confirmed most likely that director Adam McKay…
WASHINGTON – Elon Musk’s stream of Path of Exile 2 went off the rails last week when he was mercilessly…
“What the hell?” exclaimed veteran feces biologist, Paul Ransid, when he was told straight up by a Robot Butt reporter…
WASHINGTON – Local film major and most annoying guy to meet at a social event Clyde Wilson has reported that…
TALLAHASSEE – A local turtle that has chosen to remain anonymous was completely emasculated this morning when it was picked…
WASHINGTON—A study released by the Burwell Institute on Monday predicts a surge in economic output at the beginning of the…
CHICAGO—A recent trend suggests that more ectomorphs are riding the tide of at-home fitness solutions, as DIY bodybuilding products have…
CHICAGO – The newly hired head of maintenance at The Chicago Art Institute Davis Motley was seen in a total…
ITASCA – Local Alex Grifford was spotted showing a slight smirk of relief today seconds after his life was most…