CHATTANOOGA, TN – Tragedy struck last Saturday when two snickering 12-year-olds found themselves completely depleted of unique cuss words with…
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CHICAGO, IL – After calling 10 minutes ago to ask you the name of the guy from Nobody 2 and…
In a new report coming straight from my sister’s house, a local niece and all-around dumbass doesn’t understand cinema. This…
After widespread panic from nearly all their agents, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has released a statement in an attempt…
PORTLAND—Thousands of 20-somethings are being forced to weather a shortage of good vibes as recent high demand has stretched freight…
SEATTLE, WA – When graffiti appeared on the front of a new building in the Chinatown-International District over the weekend,…
In a controversial interview this past week, Pope Leo XIV revealed that he does not consider himself a practicing Catholic,…
OOF! Bummer! Looks like this single father of three needs a triple bypass that he can’t afford. Unfortunately, he had…
WASHINGTON— Flailing their arms and juking staff members, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump were reportedly sprinting around The White…
WASHINGTON – Labor markets are bracing for next month when a fresh crop of IT professionals born between 1970 and…