Holy cow! David? What are you doing here at the YMCA gym? Every day? Huh, yeah, weird that I haven’t…
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1. You took your birth control pill 15 minutes late and you’re worried you’re pregnant, even though you haven’t had…
Good news: After absolutely none of you came to the haunted hayride last year, the anonymous group of Reddit investors…
Photo by Athena Anderson Checking In I just finished a 7-hour drive and all I want to do is collapse…
It is me, Claire Colburn, from the oft-maligned 2005 film “Elizabethtown,” and may I just say? YOU SUCK! It’s possible…
You’re avoiding me on purpose; I know I’m the first thing you see when you turn toward the gift pile.…
Scene 1: It’s snowing outside, in a fake-foamy-movie-way that clings to your shoes unnaturally. We are inside Macy’s department store;…
They say a man shouldn’t have to liquidate his own son, but I assure you all that it wasn’t personal.…
Simone Biles is a national goddam embarrassment. At first, I wanted to feel empathy for her. To try to understand…
Hello, constituent. I’m Local-Completely-Normal-Not-Weird-At-All-Housewife. Definitely not a robot. So much of human. Look at hair. Even teeth. Hands, too. And…