WASHINGTON—A new study conducted by maternal guardians nationwide suggests that the chips would stay fresh longer if you’d just fold…
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DOWNERS GROVE, Ill.—The CompTIA trade association has announced that acoustic guitar training will be removed from the curriculum for their…
Are you ready to take your driving to the next level with a (I assume) versatile vehicle at a (I…
Despite us humans being excited at the prospect of going outside or feeling sane for the first time in months,…
SISIMIUT—An expatriate assigned by NASA to track Arctic shelf thinning has announced plans to bump into his third-grade love interest…
Here are our picks for the major category winners of the 2025 Academy Awards. We expect them to all be…
SOMEWHERE WITHOUT PHONE SIGNAL – Local rest stop mechanic (and seemingly only person to exist for a hundred miles) Gus…
WILMINGTON, N.C. – Local man Charles Sniffer got more than he bargained for last week when he… Okay, I can’t…
NORTHBROOK, Ill.—A family of five received a shock Friday when a visiting relative suggested that events portrayed in the classic…
TINLEY PARK, Ill.—On Monday the Mayfield Family Funeral Home dropped the once-lauded audience score feature from their website, announcing plans…