Florida Governor and Republican Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis issued a statement Friday condemning the outbreak of leprosy in central Florida,…
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By: A Hungry Great White Shark Recently, my beloved Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL) has come under some unfair criticism from…
Recently, my Republican party, the party of Abraham Lincoln, the only Republican President we want you to remember, has been…
It wouldn’t be right for you to have one helping of soup before I get seconds. I just finished my…
Hello, idiots. You are probably sitting there, on your picked-up-off-the-street free couch, thinking, “Oh these politicians that I voted for…
As of June 13th, Donald J. Trump has been arraigned on 37 counts of mishandling classified documents in his ballroom,…
Mr. Speaker: I rise today to introduce important legislation. Legislation that will jumpstart American ingenuity and create good-paying jobs here…
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I know there are some people wicked mad at the Suhpreem Caht for striking down affirmative action. But I am…
ESPN’s Joe Lunardi has already published several bracket projections for 2024’s NCAA Basketball Tourney, predictions to be updated periodically until…