Goddamn, no good, greedy slum landlord! Can you believe he would evict me, an old lady, from the shoe that…
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I know I haven’t always been perfect. Over the last four years, I’ve condoned horrible anti-American acts, displayed wildly egregious…
As COVID numbers continued to increase last year, many NFL teams were left without their first, second, and third-string quarterbacks…
Sure, wearing a mask over your nose and mouth can stop the transmission of a potentially deadly disease, but it’s…
First and foremost, let me apologize for the plethora of mutilated pitbulls and miniature corgis and their families. It’s downright…
Dear Your Majesty, I hear you trade babies in exchange for granting wishes. And so, I write with exciting news:…
I went to sleep with the pandemic surging and the vaccine rollout botched and the climate crisis getting worse, and…
This morning, December 16th, Taco Bell put out an official press release to hype up the return of their flagship…
Senator, I hope this letter and package of fine Amazon products finds you well. I’m writing today to discuss the…
To President Donald J. Trump,We are the members of the Presidential One-Termer Club, an important group that prides itself on…