“For he’s a jolly good fellow, For he’s a jolly good fellow, For he’s a jolly good fellow, Which nobody…
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CRYPTOCURRENCY: A type of digital money, like Bitcoin. CRYPTOSPORIDIUM: A parasite that causes severe diarrhea. BOTH: Can be acquired on…
Yes, conventional wisdom would say that, because I was born forty-two years ago, I am forty-two years old. But I…
Sometimes while I’m at work and daydreaming about being lucky enough to get hit by a bus so that I…
Tell Him You Keep Hearing About This “Medicine” Stuff But Don’t Know What All The Fuss Is About Take him…
Tuna Sushi with Nouveau Wasabi This tuna was scraped from the inside of a can we found in an abandoned…
Hey government! It’s me, Megan K. Schwartz/Civilian 8FB4U5T7TI7T92Z. As it becomes increasingly likely that you’ll soon begin surveilling me via…
I have hit the vintage clothing store jackpot: the perfect jacket, I’m sure of it. Do I have other jackets?…
Greetings, staff member! Three years ago, we launched a gratuitous hiring frenzy to tackle an untenable stream of project-based work…
I’ve been praying a lot lately, and I just have to tell you something: God has really put it on…