SOMEWHERE WITHOUT PHONE SIGNAL – Local rest stop mechanic (and seemingly only person to exist for a hundred miles) Gus…
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“Flirted with a man sitting next to me on the tube yesterday. Finally he woke up.” “The price of Metamucil…
It was a dream come true: a new house? No, a new mansion! And after the year we had, we…
NORTHBROOK, Ill.—A family of five received a shock Friday when a visiting relative suggested that events portrayed in the classic…
February 14, 2025 My beloved Giant Octopus, Happy Valentine’s Day to my wife of fifteen years! I have loved you…
Last week, you all changed my life. I didn’t even know it was possible to feel so good, so confident…
Use this bingo board at your Oscar’s watch party for a guaranteed good time!
I’m writing this out into the void because I hope it will call back to me. I don’t know what…
CAMP WAMPANAKA – We’ve now confirmed that the infamous Camp Slaughter Killer has returned despite being shot, burned alive, and…
UNDISCLOSED BAD GUY WAREHOUSE – Reports came in this week that another massive shootout happened at the warehouse near da…