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Dear New York Times Opinions and Editorials Page (or whatever nationally recognized publication ultimately receives and runs this column; I…
You can now deliver your $12 birthday check to your grandson, in person. You can now eat a Bloomin’ Onion inside Outback…
Zorro Deese wearing of the mask is no problemo. We have the evidence that it helps the people. Less spread…
Come on over here by the grill with the guys. It’s in man’s nature to stand over a fire and…
With the pandemic lingering and major technological advancement creating new normalized systems of communication not being the fad some of…
1. You text him asking if he wants to grab brunch on Saturday. He: a. Doesn’t reply for six hours;…
The milkshake was a mistake. You knew better than to indulge in that decadent treat. You knew your lactose-intolerant gut…
Dear New Yorkers, I was warned about you when I first moved to the East Coast from the quaint town…
1. Have a kid! Nothing says I’m Irish like having a kid. Don’t worry if this one is only your…