There is, allegedly, some obscure thing called “National Ass Day” that takes place every October 17, but that’s really only something created by Twitter and is therefore not an actual nationally recognized holiday. Plus, we don’t feel that butts should be relegated to just one day of recognition; every day is the perfect day to celebrate them. So to get you started on the proper path to butt appreciation, we made you a helpful playlist that is perfect for use in all settings. There are, of course, many other songs about butts. However, we’re not in the business of simply…
Author: The Robot Butt Staff
The Robot Butt Staff
We're the Robot Butt staff, hired right after the experiment of typewriting monkeys went horribly wrong.
As a way to capitalize on your senses, many movie trailers and TV spots will simply utilize whatever song is most popular at the moment to get you interested in tuning in or going to the theater. Many times, the trailer will have already existed for months; it just shoehorns in that song you’ve begun to hear everywhere you go. Right now, that song is Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk.” Have a look for yourself at the trailers that have been using it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhOTNyslhYI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGytNawxRY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfrzHNYx00E https://youtu.be/BJxCTIa83vc
New Year’s Eve is a time for celebration, but it can also be a time for careful reflection and planning. That’s why it’s good to look ahead and figure out ahead of time what you’ll most regret the most this time next year. So to help you get started, here are 25 things that are sure to make you feel ashamed and embarrassed in 2015: 1. Catching up on “Serial,” realizing no one wants to talk about it anymore. 2. Taking that “Which Way Will You Suddenly Die in 2015?” BuzzFeed quiz. 3. Making an all-too-ambitious New Year’s resolution, so…
10. Running into Stephanie at the grocery store and did you know she’s single now? I put in a good word for you after I told her how Heather broke your heart. 9. The man who helped her pick out paint at Ace Hardware who it turns out used to go to the same high school as the neighbor’s kids but graduated a few years earlier and he was just so helpful and nice and the paint turned out really well but it took forever and you wouldn’t believe what your father did with the painter’s tape and the drop cloth…
Sure, those North Korean hackers got The Interview banned in the United States. But they don’t have the stones to get this movie taken away from us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCxrU9TGJo8&feature=youtu.be
As we continue our year in review, we scoured the Internet for 2014’s top 10 top 10 lists that rank top 10 lists: 10. You’ve Never Seen a Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists Like This Before 9. These 10 Top 10 Lists Restored Our Faith in Humanity 8. These Are the Top 10 Lists of 2014 That Will Change How You See the World 7. Here are 10 of the BEST Top 10 Lists of 2014! 6. You Won’t Believe What We Put Into This Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists 5. 10 Lists that Rank Our…
11. March 10. August 9. January 8. November 7. May 6. September 5. April 4. December 3. October 2. July 1. June
It’s finals time in Collegeland, and that means there are some seriously stressed-out students out there desperate for tips on getting through the week in one piece. Luckily, we’re here to help! Here are 25 ways that you can survive Finals Week and make it through to your holiday break: Do absolutely no studying; trust your intuition. Refuse to answer any true/false questions on the basis that absolute truth is unknowable. You’re sure to be rewarded for your insights! Stroll into your exam half an hour late. Your relaxed attitude is sure to impress your teacher! Remember, instructors are as…