In 2009, I was the toast of the Beta Theta Pi house at Duke University. Everyone was saying, “Did you hear Brennan just got rid of his TV?” “Does Brennan keep telling anyone else that he doesn’t watch TV anymore?” “Have you noticed that Brennan turns every conversation into talking about how he no longer owns a TV?” It’s been ten years since I last hit that power button on the remote and I wanted to inspire all the people who look up to me to formally declare themselves free of the cable bundle. I hold these truths to be…
Author: Michael Caves
Michael Caves
Michael Caves is a New York-based standup comic and writer who is originally from Iowa. His work has appeared in Robot Butt, Points in Case, and Little Old Lady. You can read Michael's moderately amusing tweets @heycaves.