Salmon the Betta Fish, an Emotional Support Animal at Elmhurst College in Elmhurst, Illinois, reportedly got high after his owner and a group of Creative Writing Majors used his tank as a bong on April 20th. In celebration of the national holiday, Salmon’s owner and caretaker, Emily Langston, invited several people from her Intro to Queer Non-Fiction Writing class over to her dorm room to smoke some marijuana. When it was discovered that no one in the group remembered to bring any glass pieces or rolling papers, the team was forced to improvise. “We took a tube from my old…
Author: Hannah Belmont
Hannah Belmont
Hannah is a comedian and writer from the suburbs of Illinois. She has performed at venues including the Laugh Factory, Zanies, and the Second City. She is the head of the Oberlin College Stand Up Comedy Coalition as well as her production company, Understated Comedy Productions. Hannah is very happy to be here.
After coming off of the success of the ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ movie adaptation, Blumhouse has announced that they are creating a new, more relatable game adaptation; Wordle. We sat down with Jason Blumhouse, head of Blumhouse, and asked him what led him to this idea. His response? “Why the fuck not?” Blumhouse continued, even though he didn’t have to, saying “Gobble gobble gobble, you little video game piggy nerds! You’re gonna eat this shit up whether you like it or not! You’re so mad that we didn’t respect the ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ source material? Eat my balls! Wordle…