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Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Entertainment Subway Surfers Brings Home Golden Globe for “Thing You’re Watching on Your Phone While Watching the Golden Globes”By Robot Butt News Corp.January 8, 2024 In an unsurprising win, phone app Subway Surfers once again won the Golden Globe, or something. I wasn’t really paying…
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