David Bowie’s Tomb Found Empty
Jan12

David Bowie’s Tomb Found Empty

Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Iman went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the entrance. So she came running to Tony Visconti and the other producers, the ones Bowie loved, and said, “They have taken David out of the tomb, and we don’t know where they have put him!”     More jokes, at no extra...

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Airline Mourns Beloved Gremlin
Sep08

Airline Mourns Beloved Gremlin

CHICAGO – United Airlines mourned the loss of one of its most prominent gremlins Tuesday. Grzlock the Eldest & Merciless, a yellow and green plane-gremlin known as “Jerry” by airline staff, first joined the airline in 1970. During his tenure on the staff he provided in-flight mechanical services for more than 10,000 commercial flights, developed groundbreaking new techniques in wing upkeep on the Boeing 707, and...

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Progressive to Kill Mascot Flo With Sponsored #HowShouldFloDie Campaign
Sep02

Progressive to Kill Mascot Flo With Sponsored #HowShouldFloDie Campaign

MAYFIELD VILLAGE, Ohio – Progressive Insurance is moving on from its famous salesperson mascot Flo, but not without the help of the company’s loyal customers and fans. With the sponsored campaign #HowShouldFloDie, Progressive will allow fans to decide how Flo will meet her demise. “Like our world-renowned Name Your Price® tool, which allows customers to find the perfect insurance package for their budget, we’re...

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We Should All Be Glad That hitchBOT is Dead
Aug05

We Should All Be Glad That hitchBOT is Dead

For some reason, people are sad about the gruesome beheading of hitchBOT, the hitchhiking robot that was trying to make its way from Massachusetts to California. HitchBOT met his end in Philadelphia last week, which means everyone is using it as an opportunity to dust off their favorite Philadelphia jokes. Of course, since hitchBOT was able to travel across all of Canada and much of Germany, people are also using this as an excuse to...

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Termination
Jul17

Termination

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