Hot Deal! Williams Sonoma Announces Each Crock-Pot on Sale Has a Mother’s Soul Trapped in It and She’s Late for a PTA Meeting
Feb06

Hot Deal! Williams Sonoma Announces Each Crock-Pot on Sale Has a Mother’s Soul Trapped in It and She’s Late for a PTA Meeting

We’re in the midst of some hot outlet sales, which means many stores have cheap kitchen appliances available. It looks like one store has outdone all the rest this year: Williams Sonoma has announced that each of their Crock-Pots on sale has the soul of a mother trapped inside and she’s super late for a PTA meeting. Awesome! Who doesn’t love a two-for-one deal? “Mothers know just what you need when you’re having a rough day,” said...

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Top 5 Classy Ways to Start an Apartment Fire
Feb13

Top 5 Classy Ways to Start an Apartment Fire

1. A Few Dozen Candles to Surround a Bubble Bath This one takes some very deliberate installation of three dozen luxury-scented candles. Each open flame should be on top of or near a stack of cashmere towels to ensure an ultimate engulfing of your living quarters. Real cashmere! It matters. Above all else, the aesthetic is extremely important when you are burning yourself alive. Remember, the candles will take some time to fully...

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Here’s How You Can Actually Enjoy Your Summer
Jun20

Here’s How You Can Actually Enjoy Your Summer

Summer is officially here, which means it’s vital that you actually begin living your life. But that’s a daunting task and I get that you might be feeling a little lost as to how you can take full advantage of the season and everything it offers. After all, summer eventually ends and there’s a ton of pressure to make this brief time with happiness a memorable experience. Having a great summer only takes a few steps,...

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