How to Order Coffee Like the Royalty You Are!
Oct03

How to Order Coffee Like the Royalty You Are!

Even though you can afford $2.57 for a coffee, complain about the price. Baristas have the power to offer discounts when waiting on kings and queens. Remember to keep as far away as possible from the drive-thru window so the servant – sorry – barista won’t get their hands even close to scratching your chariot/red Subaru Outback. It is perfectly acceptable to get offended when the barista doesn’t know what “The Usual” is....

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Meeting Attendees Go Wild for Free Coffee Mug
Sep03

Meeting Attendees Go Wild for Free Coffee Mug

Wichita, KS – What started as just another meeting at the Health Info Group quickly went into territory unknown this morning when guest presenter, Jimmy Lopez, came cruising through the conference room door with a big box of coffee mugs. According to sources, the first reaction was one of general confusion. “First there was a sudden silence in the room,” reported one meeting attendee. “Then a building buzz of...

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Pizza Knievel Jumps to Help You Get That Coffee Fix
Aug20

Pizza Knievel Jumps to Help You Get That Coffee Fix

It’s the middle of the week, which means the weekend is in sight. But you need a little pick-me-up to get you over the hump and on the fast track towards a Friday night of partying. The only problem is that some bozo in the office never refilled the coffee pot after taking the last cup. Rather than wait to make a new pot, you want to explode in a fit of rage, find the offender and give him an epic and justified beatdown –...

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