President Trump Found Sexually Harassing Louvre Pyramid
Jul17

President Trump Found Sexually Harassing Louvre Pyramid

PARIS – On a visit to France to celebrate Bastille Day, U.S. President Donald Trump wandered away from his meeting with French president Emmanuel Macron and was found leering at the Louvre Pyramid in the courtyard of the renowned museum. “You’re in such good shape,” he whispered to the structure, which was erected in 1989 and stands in stark contrast to the Louvre’s French Renaissance architecture. “Beautiful.” The pyramid,...

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Vacationer Captivated by Mediocre Art
Jul12

Vacationer Captivated by Mediocre Art

STURGEON BAY, Wis. – Softly cooing sounds of approval, out-of-town visitor Phyllis Malton was observed expressing her awe of the just-about-average paintings displayed on the walls of local gallery Art & Soul, sources confirmed Saturday. “This piece takes my breath away! It’s like it’s inviting me into the scene itself,” the spellbound shopper from Chicago whispered, referring to a 36×48...

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Wow! This Artist Reimagined the Disney Princesses as Piles of Dog Poop!
Mar07

Wow! This Artist Reimagined the Disney Princesses as Piles of Dog Poop!

Gabriel Sanchez is a Los Angeles-based artist who is known for putting ultra-creative spins on pop culture. And sure, we’ve seen the Disney princesses reimagined before, but never like this! Sanchez has really taken his game to a whole new level here – he’s reimagined the Disney princesses as piles of dog feces. Unreal! Check out a few of our favorites below! He NAILED Ariel!   Amazing. We’re never going...

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Pillow Talk
Feb16

Pillow Talk

    More jokes, at no extra...

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Ventriloquism: An Underrated Art
Jun06

Ventriloquism: An Underrated Art

Art is subjective. A genius can paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. And some bozo can drop a crucifix in a mason jar of his own urine. It’s all art, baby! Though I took two semesters of IART (Intro to Art) in college – where I had an enlivened argument with the professor over whether or not Michael Jordan is an artist (he is) – and I learned all about art as being “relative,” I think we need to maintain some...

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