Headlines From Major News Outlets Upon Aliens Visiting Earth
Nov14

Headlines From Major News Outlets Upon Aliens Visiting Earth

CNN Alien Mother Ships Materialize Over Major Cities, Malaysian Jetliner Missing Fox News Obama’s Weakness Invites Alien Invasion, Aliens Admire Trump MSNBC Aliens Here to Meet Obama, Stop Trump CNBC Aliens Hover, Stocks Move Sideways Fox Business If Global Warming is So Bad, Why are Aliens Trying to Loot Our Atmosphere? C-SPAN Coverage of Senate Budget Committee Meeting CBS Evening News with Scott Pelley Aliens Said to Watch Big Bang...

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Humanity Unknowingly Celebrates Final Earth Day
Apr22

Humanity Unknowingly Celebrates Final Earth Day

EARTH – Humanity celebrated the 46th annual Earth Day this year, wholly unaware that it would be the planet’s last. As revelers cheered on climate change legislation and rode their bikes to work, they remained blissfully unaware that Earth would not be celebrating a 47th Earth Day next year. “It’s simply a matter of probability,” alien lord Drexnum said from a spaceship hurtling toward Earth at...

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Welcome to Space Week!
Dec14

Welcome to Space Week!

It is within one’s nature to want to boldly go where no man has gone before (I thought of that whole thing myself; don’t look any of it up). And what is more bold than navigating our way through the cosmos? We at Robot Butt are all about breaking down boundaries and expanding the limits of comedic exploration, so it’s only natural that we would devote a week of content to space and all of its glorious and hilarious...

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NASA Admits Face on Mars Has Been Eating All the Rovers
Sep28

NASA Admits Face on Mars Has Been Eating All the Rovers

BREAKING NEWS: Confirming reports initially leaked late last night, NASA has stated that the famed “face on Mars” has been consuming every Mars probe sent to the planet since 1971. “The time for transparency is now,” NASA administrator Charles Bolden stated. “There were suspicions since Mars 2 and we were finally able to confirm with Sojourner in 1997. So we’ve been sitting on this a while, but let it be known: The face on Mars is an...

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How You Found Robot Butt: August 2015 Edition
Sep07

How You Found Robot Butt: August 2015 Edition

The one thing I learn every month as I look through the list of search terms used to find Robot Butt is that society is depraved. And often pretty confused. But don’t worry, that’s why we’re here. You just cozy up with your good pals at Robot Butt at we’ll tell you eeeeverything you’ll ever need to know, including whether or not Beyoncé is a man. Here are some of our favorite search terms from last month:...

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