Your Top 25 Expected Regrets of 2015
Dec31

Your Top 25 Expected Regrets of 2015

New Year’s Eve is a time for celebration, but it can also be a time for careful reflection and planning. That’s why it’s good to look ahead and figure out ahead of time what you’ll most regret the most this time next year. So to help you get started, here are 25 things that are sure to make you feel ashamed and embarrassed in 2015: 1. Catching up on “Serial,” realizing no one wants to talk about it...

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Is It Just Me, Or Is Rambo Jerking Off in This Picture?
Dec31

Is It Just Me, Or Is Rambo Jerking Off in This Picture?

It’s always great to get an inside look at the process of a creative person, especially one as prolific as Sylvester Stallone. Recently, he tweeted a picture of his desk, where he was hard at work on the screenplay for a spinoff in the Rocky series, called Creed. On the desk you’ll find notepads, a whole bunch of knives and mementos from his career, including…a masturbating John Rambo figure? Judging from the top...

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Coworkers Rush to Gift Basket Like Pigs to a Trough
Dec30

Coworkers Rush to Gift Basket Like Pigs to a Trough

ASHEVILLE, N.C. – Shuffling and bumping their way over to the break room table, employees at Cappers Incorporated crowded around a gift basket that had been slopped onto the table by their manager as an extra special treat for them. As the gift basket was torn into, a collective sound of excited, inhuman grunts could be heard throughout the office as employees lapped up their free gift basket goodies. The constant murmur of food...

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The Sherwin-Williams Logo is the Most Terrifying Thing You’ll Ever See
Dec30

The Sherwin-Williams Logo is the Most Terrifying Thing You’ll Ever See

Sherwin-Williams is a paint and building materials company, but judging by their logo, it looks like the Fortune 500 company also has aspirations to begin a systematic genocide of every single human on Earth: Not only does Sherwin-Williams want to “Cover the Earth” (which is the most sadistic slogan I’ve ever heard), but the company wants to cover it in a red liquid that sure as hell looks like it could be the blood...

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‘The Interview’ Isn’t Great – But Hey, It’s Not Bad!
Dec29

‘The Interview’ Isn’t Great – But Hey, It’s Not Bad!

For all of the bizarre, unprecedented attention it received, The Interview is pretty much exactly what you would expect it to be (not that any of its coverage could have changed that fact). That’s not to say it didn’t have the opportunity to become a classic comedy, because it certainly did, and in different hands, it might have done just that. Instead, The Interview is a typical Seth Rogen-James Franco movie, which means...

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