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Our nation has never been so divided; the latest election results have made that abundantly clear. And if we have…
A puppy whose best friend is a slumbering monkey. Ted Cruz sobbing into his MAGA pillowcase. Steve Kornacki finally getting…
Did all the world’s fancy predictive analytics accurately forecast what would happen in 2020? Nope. Today’s info analysts are no…
We’re gonna win the election, right Democrats? Like, it’s not a 100% sure thing, but, I mean… it’s pretty much…
KENOSHA, Wisc. – With so much on the line in her swing state home of Wisconsin, local stripper Chastity Monroe…
To get ahead of the large amount of mail-in ballots for the 2020 election, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has directions…
7:38 a.m.: Watching clips of the first presidential debate Undecided Voter’s Spouse: So honey, what do you think? Undecided Voter:…
Hard to believe it’s already been four years since the last erection. And many of you aren’t too excited that there’s…
Cinderella Cinderella is forced to work (and pay exorbitant taxes) by her evil overlord, Hillary Clinton. The liberal elite get…