Author: David Kawalec

David Kawalec is a writer and improvisor living in New Jersey. As part of a dubious biological experiment, David and his wife have merged their DNA into a living genetic hybrid. They have committed to a protracted longitudinal study of the subject, a smart and funny little guy that they love like a son.

We’re gonna win the election, right Democrats? Like, it’s not a 100% sure thing, but, I mean… it’s pretty much a sure thing. However, it is conceivable that Trump’s compromised Postal Service could block enough ballots to tip the scales in his favor. It’s not outside the realm of possibility that Trump’s lawyers could push the decision of which votes to count all the way up to his stacked Supreme Court. At that point, our only hope may be for Biden’s lawyers to convince Justice Barrett that Trump is trying to abort the election. While I’m sure Nancy Pelosi and…

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