Hello America! It’s time for another round of our new favorite pastime: Democratic primary debates! We are still well into…
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Dearest Paul, the Love of My Life, It is my deep regret to tell you that I will not be…
Let’s face it, folks. In these fraught times, now, more than ever, we need to embrace a system of universal…
Do I have a minute to fight climate today? Fine, I’ll take out one of my AirPods. But you should…
Mitch McConnell vowing to never allow a vote on any gun legislation while simultaneously shitting his lunch soup into an…
Dear American voter (and Kid Rock fan!), I come to you today with some news sweeter than the guitars on…
1. A Brand-New Name: In fulfilling his campaign pledge to rename our country the Republic of Bawitdaba, President Rock held a…
In his five terms in office, Donald Trump came close to overhauling the country’s education system. He definitely left his mark…
HOUSTON – In the middle of Thursday night’s Democratic debate, frontrunner and former vice president Joe Biden suddenly appeared lucid…
WASHINGTON – When pressed on their reasons for believing a war with Iran may be necessary, several US military leaders…