With the United States still being in the midst of a pandemic, state officials across most of the country have…
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November 1, 2020 Dear {FIRSTNAME LASTNAME}, Last night the Leftists reached a new low in their War against America. They…
We’re lovers of all things spooktacular at Robot Butt, and that includes the tunes. While Halloween music doesn’t have the…
Congratulations, you are the owner of a brand-new house in a swanky subdivision by the airport. Wow, two tone-paint, luxury…
BUCHAREST, Romania – Some people suffer from a mid-life crisis. Vampire Lord Ruthven is having a mid-millennium crisis. The Earl of…
1. No Chokers I can understand that; chokers aren’t terribly professional-looking. But they also can get in the way if…
After weighing the pros and cons of all the ways to secretly and irreversibly traumatize the children of my small…
I love Halloween, guys. I’ve always loved the spookier aspects of storytelling, ever since I was a kid reading Scary…
You’ve really waited until the last minute to put together a Halloween costume, but we’ve got you covered with a…