1. No Chokers I can understand that; chokers aren’t terribly professional-looking. But they also can get in the way if you just so happen to be a blood-addicted, undead murderer that sucks the life force from your victims by biting them on the neck! 2. No Pungent Foods in the Microwave Yeah, this could be in there because of that time Kenny microwaved crab puffs and made the whole marketing department smell like an abandoned fish market, OR it could be because of the garlic, you know, on account of the CEO likely being a disgusting vampire! 3. Drug Tests…
Author: Rafael Lewis
Rafael Lewis
Rafael Lewis is what you get when you put the mind of a 12-year-old boy into the body of a 12-year-old boy and then age it 5-10 years in American oak casks. When he's not petting stray cats, he enjoys writing humor and making silly pics & videos. Follow him for his own safety on Instagram, Twitter, and on his website.