ATLANTA – Rumors are circulating over the specifics of God’s newest project, the 2018 flu, after biological specimens were leaked to…

1. Sort your canned goods by size and color to create visual interest. 2. Store your ammunition in decorative boxes. Materials…

LOS ANGELES – Following today’s announcement of the nominations for the 89th Academy Awards, actor Jared Leto went on a Twitter…

DAVENPORT, Iowa – Usually emotionally distant boyfriend Aaron Clark has finally begun to open up to relationship talks, but only during…

Please stop crying. Just stop. No, I get that chemo is tough. We’re all aware of that in this house.…

WASHINGTON- Wasting no time getting acclimated to his new surroundings, ten-year-old Barron Trump has already begun maiming and murdering a variety…

Alaska is a reliably conservative state by most measures, but that doesn’t appear to be the case these days when…

WASHINGTON – Anticipating the ascension of their preferred presidential candidate to the chair of President of the United States of America,…

WASHINGTON – A brand-new report this morning reveals that yes, indeed, this is all actually fucking happening. While since November 8th…