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      22-Year-Old Describes Kind of Weird Thing They Saw as ‘Lynchian’

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      “Too Dark and Incredibly Quiet” Becomes Highest Grossing Unintelligible Film Ever

      March 14, 2025

      Rewrite Notes from the New White House Office of Cultural Redemption

      March 7, 2025

      DISCUSSION THREAD: Idris Elba’s Music

      May 16, 2025

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s Idris Elba’s Music

      May 9, 2025

      World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look at Ground in Every Band Photo

      May 7, 2025

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982

      April 26, 2025

      DISCUSSION THREAD: Idris Elba’s Music

      May 16, 2025

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      May 9, 2025

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      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982

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      A Cartoon About Books

      May 10, 2025

      A Cartoon About Drinking A Lite Beer

      April 27, 2025

      A Cartoon About Pizza

      April 24, 2025

      A Cartoon About A Greek Wrap

      March 23, 2025

      “TRUMPLESTILSKIN” AND OTHER UPDATED BROTHERS GRIMM STORIES:

      April 7, 2025

      Look Here Pardner, According To The Most Recent Class 9 Census Report, This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us

      February 15, 2025

      What Happened to the Great American Mall

      January 27, 2025

      Ernest Hemingway Goes Sober Curious 

      August 8, 2024
    • History

      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025

      College Students Suggest Causes for Fossilized Vomit

      April 30, 2025

      Oedipus’ Lament

      April 18, 2025

      10 Relevant Events in History that were Originated by a Joke

      February 20, 2025

      Valentine’s Day Musings From a Drunken William Shakespeare 

      February 13, 2025
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      April 16, 2025

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      January 23, 2025

      To Chimp or Not to Chimp? A New Proposal to Save the Shakespeare Typewriter Experiment

      November 11, 2024

      New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into Vampires

      September 29, 2024

      A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

      May 4, 2025

      The Term ‘Gooning’ Has Ruined The Job Market For Henchmen

      April 8, 2025

      How to Show You’re Smart Without Saying a Word: What We Can Learn From Mimes 

      February 24, 2025

      All the “Life Hacks” in the World Won’t Make that Term Any Less Annoying

      February 11, 2025

      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025

      Ally? My Dad Threw Up Inside Of Hogwarts Castle

      May 13, 2025

      Screen Rides Mostly Suck. I Miss When Theme Park Rides Were Full Of Animatronics That Scared Kids, Malfunctioned All The Time, And Sucked You Off

      May 12, 2025

      People Love Relatable “Local Man” Articles And I Don’t Have Any Funny Ideas Today, So Here’s My Friend Joe’s Full Name And Address

      May 8, 2025
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      NBA Accidentally Drafts Grammy Winning Saxophonist Boney James

      July 28, 2024

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      January 15, 2024

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      June 17, 2022

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Superbowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

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      February 7, 2025

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      February 5, 2025

      Congratulations, Class of 2024 – Now Go Out Into This World and Be Very Insecure About Your Penis

      May 18, 2024

      REPORT: Secretariat Proud Of Derby Winning Descendant And Disappointed In 13 Losing Descendants

      May 6, 2025

      All But MLB Dingbats Will Switch to Torpedo Bats: NextGen Possibilities Beyond Yankee/MIT Innovation

      April 4, 2025

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      As Windows 95 Installations Near Completion, Gen-X Techies Turn to the Horizon of the Future

      May 18, 2025

      Undergraduate Philosophy Students Receive Six-Figure Grant to Develop New Logical Fallacies

      April 28, 2025

      REPORT: Adam McKay Probably Excited to Make Movie Where Famous Actress Explains Tariffs 

      April 25, 2025

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      April 19, 2025

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      July 17, 2015

      Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!

      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982

      April 26, 2025

      CORRECTION: Robot Butt’s New Team Member Of The Month Is Walt…

      April 23, 2025

      In Memoriam: Our Head Of Data Operations, Ryan

      April 22, 2025

      Congrats To Robot Butt’s April Team Member Of The Month, Ryan!

      April 21, 2025

      As Windows 95 Installations Near Completion, Gen-X Techies Turn to the Horizon of the Future

      May 18, 2025

      Undergraduate Philosophy Students Receive Six-Figure Grant to Develop New Logical Fallacies

      April 28, 2025

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982

      April 26, 2025

      REPORT: Adam McKay Probably Excited to Make Movie Where Famous Actress Explains Tariffs 

      April 25, 2025
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      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor Collection

      October 13, 2023

      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

      October 31, 2022

      As Windows 95 Installations Near Completion, Gen-X Techies Turn to the Horizon of the Future

      May 18, 2025

      Leaked transcript of Donald Trump Finding Out Quatar Is Giving Him A Plane

      May 17, 2025

      DISCUSSION THREAD: Idris Elba’s Music

      May 16, 2025

      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025

      As Windows 95 Installations Near Completion, Gen-X Techies Turn to the Horizon of the Future

      May 18, 2025

      Leaked transcript of Donald Trump Finding Out Quatar Is Giving Him A Plane

      May 17, 2025

      DISCUSSION THREAD: Idris Elba’s Music

      May 16, 2025

      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025

      As Windows 95 Installations Near Completion, Gen-X Techies Turn to the Horizon of the Future

      May 18, 2025

      Leaked transcript of Donald Trump Finding Out Quatar Is Giving Him A Plane

      May 17, 2025

      DISCUSSION THREAD: Idris Elba’s Music

      May 16, 2025

      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025
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    Lockdown Home-Hum? Even Stuck Inside, These 9 Off-the-Wall Must-Try DIYs Will Turn You Into The Quaran-Kween

    By Lauren KruegerJuly 22, 2020

    It looks like the corona stunner isn’t going anywhere this summer and you’ve gotta hunker back down into your bunker.…

    Life

    I Ordered Two Children From Wayfair and the Cabinet They Came In Is Hideous

    By Teenie LarsJuly 20, 2020

    As you might have heard, Wayfair is now selling children. As a barren woman who also happens to be infertile, I…

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    Chuck E. Cheese Joins the Rat Race

    By Graeme CareyJuly 18, 2020

    INTERVIEWER: Charles Entertainment Cheese. That’s an interesting name. What is that, Dutch? CHUCK E. CHEESE: Rat, actually. INTERVIEWER: Oh, right.…

    Politics

    Today, We’re Proud to Launch the #GetTheFuckOverIt Campaign

    By Chris BrotzmanJuly 17, 2020

    My fellow Ameicans, I know we are in the midst of very uncertain and challenging times. There are over forty…

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    Introducing Our New Podcast: The Franchise Strikes Back!

    By Tim GaydosJuly 16, 2020

    Do you like movies? We do! Too much according to our therapist! But the silver lining of that is you…

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    Is Your Boss a Micromanager or Darth Vader?

    By Teresa DouglasJuly 15, 2020

    Is your boss a micromanager or Darth Vader? Answer “yes” or “no” to the following questions to find out: 1.…

    Life

    Kitchen Essentials for the Modern Household

    By Caitlin ChungJuly 14, 2020

    Icemaker roulette: this handy appliance dispenses ice cubes… sometimes. Other possibilities include milk cubes, soy sauce cubes, or puddle water…

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    Disney Films Rebooted by David Lynch

    By Brandon DockeryJuly 13, 2020

    It’s a little known fact that David Lynch was intended to be the director of Return of the Jedi, a…

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    I Am Not Racist But Please Don’t Read Any of My Tweets Before 2013

    By Justin CannonJuly 11, 2020

    Dear colleagues, There are rumors circulating on the internet that I have made racially insensitive and inappropriate remarks in the…

    Life

    The Ten Karenmandments

    By Chris BrotzmanJuly 10, 2020

    1. I am the Lord thy God! Thou shalt worship no God other before me, not even the Real Housewives…

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