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      “Too Dark and Incredibly Quiet” Becomes Highest Grossing Unintelligible Film Ever

      March 14, 2025

      Rewrite Notes from the New White House Office of Cultural Redemption

      March 7, 2025

      World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look at Ground in Every Band Photo

      May 7, 2025

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982

      April 26, 2025

      Country Songwriters Decide to Continue Rhyming ‘Whiskey’ with ‘Frisky’ Until at Least 2047

      April 1, 2025

      10 ‘Mature’ Rock Songs That Needed Updated Titles

      March 8, 2025

      World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look at Ground in Every Band Photo

      May 7, 2025

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982

      April 26, 2025

      TECHNOLOGY WIN! Sabrina Carpenter Added To Fortnite By Being Shrunk Down And Dropped Inside Big Computer

      April 19, 2025

      McGruff the Crime Dog Gets a MAGA Reboot

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      A Cartoon About Drinking A Lite Beer

      April 27, 2025

      A Cartoon About Pizza

      April 24, 2025

      A Cartoon About A Greek Wrap

      March 23, 2025

      We’re Giving Our Iconic Paperclip Character his Own Comic Series Because Eventually Something We Do Has to Work, Right?

      February 8, 2025

      “TRUMPLESTILSKIN” AND OTHER UPDATED BROTHERS GRIMM STORIES:

      April 7, 2025

      Look Here Pardner, According To The Most Recent Class 9 Census Report, This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us

      February 15, 2025

      What Happened to the Great American Mall

      January 27, 2025

      Ernest Hemingway Goes Sober Curious 

      August 8, 2024
    • History

      College Students Suggest Causes for Fossilized Vomit

      April 30, 2025

      Oedipus’ Lament

      April 18, 2025

      10 Relevant Events in History that were Originated by a Joke

      February 20, 2025

      Valentine’s Day Musings From a Drunken William Shakespeare 

      February 13, 2025

      Just Making Sure You Know That Michael Bay Directed the First “Got Milk” Ad

      January 5, 2025
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      FECES BIOLOGIST FINDS OUT YOU CAN PICK LITERALLY ANY JOB ON EARTH

      April 16, 2025

      PLACEBO EFFECT? We Gave a 10-Year-Old Non-Alcoholic Beer and He Wrecked His Car

      January 23, 2025

      To Chimp or Not to Chimp? A New Proposal to Save the Shakespeare Typewriter Experiment

      November 11, 2024

      New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into Vampires

      September 29, 2024

      A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

      May 4, 2025

      The Term ‘Gooning’ Has Ruined The Job Market For Henchmen

      April 8, 2025

      How to Show You’re Smart Without Saying a Word: What We Can Learn From Mimes 

      February 24, 2025

      All the “Life Hacks” in the World Won’t Make that Term Any Less Annoying

      February 11, 2025

      Ally? My Dad Threw Up Inside Of Hogwarts Castle

      May 13, 2025

      Screen Rides Mostly Suck. I Miss When Theme Park Rides Were Full Of Animatronics That Scared Kids, Malfunctioned All The Time, And Sucked You Off

      May 12, 2025

      People Love Relatable “Local Man” Articles And I Don’t Have Any Funny Ideas Today, So Here’s My Friend Joe’s Full Name And Address

      May 8, 2025

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      May 5, 2025
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      NBA Accidentally Drafts Grammy Winning Saxophonist Boney James

      July 28, 2024

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      January 15, 2024

      These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball Antics

      June 17, 2022

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Superbowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

      Trump & Pro-Wrestling’s Education Dept. Appointee Plan:

      February 7, 2025

      Inspired by the Superbowl Being on Tubi, We’ve Decided to Make Robot Butt the Official Home of Northwestern VS Minnesota from November 1, 1930

      February 5, 2025

      Congratulations, Class of 2024 – Now Go Out Into This World and Be Very Insecure About Your Penis

      May 18, 2024

      REPORT: Secretariat Proud Of Derby Winning Descendant And Disappointed In 13 Losing Descendants

      May 6, 2025

      All But MLB Dingbats Will Switch to Torpedo Bats: NextGen Possibilities Beyond Yankee/MIT Innovation

      April 4, 2025

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      February 9, 2025

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      Undergraduate Philosophy Students Receive Six-Figure Grant to Develop New Logical Fallacies

      April 28, 2025

      REPORT: Adam McKay Probably Excited to Make Movie Where Famous Actress Explains Tariffs 

      April 25, 2025

      TECHNOLOGY WIN! Sabrina Carpenter Added To Fortnite By Being Shrunk Down And Dropped Inside Big Computer

      April 19, 2025

      Elon Musk Trolled During Live-Stream By Viewers Spamming “What Are You Eating Under There?”

      April 17, 2025

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      January 3, 2023

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      July 17, 2015

      Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!

      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982

      April 26, 2025

      CORRECTION: Robot Butt’s New Team Member Of The Month Is Walt…

      April 23, 2025

      In Memoriam: Our Head Of Data Operations, Ryan

      April 22, 2025

      Congrats To Robot Butt’s April Team Member Of The Month, Ryan!

      April 21, 2025

      Undergraduate Philosophy Students Receive Six-Figure Grant to Develop New Logical Fallacies

      April 28, 2025

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982

      April 26, 2025

      REPORT: Adam McKay Probably Excited to Make Movie Where Famous Actress Explains Tariffs 

      April 25, 2025

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      April 23, 2025
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      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor Collection

      October 13, 2023

      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

      October 31, 2022

      Ally? My Dad Threw Up Inside Of Hogwarts Castle

      May 13, 2025

      Screen Rides Mostly Suck. I Miss When Theme Park Rides Were Full Of Animatronics That Scared Kids, Malfunctioned All The Time, And Sucked You Off

      May 12, 2025

      People Love Relatable “Local Man” Articles And I Don’t Have Any Funny Ideas Today, So Here’s My Friend Joe’s Full Name And Address

      May 8, 2025

      World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look at Ground in Every Band Photo

      May 7, 2025

      Ally? My Dad Threw Up Inside Of Hogwarts Castle

      May 13, 2025

      Screen Rides Mostly Suck. I Miss When Theme Park Rides Were Full Of Animatronics That Scared Kids, Malfunctioned All The Time, And Sucked You Off

      May 12, 2025

      People Love Relatable “Local Man” Articles And I Don’t Have Any Funny Ideas Today, So Here’s My Friend Joe’s Full Name And Address

      May 8, 2025

      World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look at Ground in Every Band Photo

      May 7, 2025

      Ally? My Dad Threw Up Inside Of Hogwarts Castle

      May 13, 2025

      Screen Rides Mostly Suck. I Miss When Theme Park Rides Were Full Of Animatronics That Scared Kids, Malfunctioned All The Time, And Sucked You Off

      May 12, 2025

      People Love Relatable “Local Man” Articles And I Don’t Have Any Funny Ideas Today, So Here’s My Friend Joe’s Full Name And Address

      May 8, 2025

      World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look at Ground in Every Band Photo

      May 7, 2025
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    7 Must-See Attractions in the Fictional Country in a Spy Movie

    By Mary GulinoSeptember 10, 2020

    Source: Sony Pictures 1. The Airport Terminal Taxi Queue Stand in the beating hot sun as you wait for the…

    Life

    Obituaries for the Privileged Food Trends of Quarantine

    By Emily KnappSeptember 9, 2020

    Bon Appetit’s Basically Guide to Better Baking (died from a classist ingredient list, March 31st, 2020) Bon Appetit thought they…

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    Tried and True Tricks for Surviving the Latest Economic Dumpster Fire

    By V.R. CraftSeptember 8, 2020

    No matter what state the economy is in, someone out there always needs cash, and that someone is always me.…

    Politics

    9 Signs Your Mailman Is an Agent of the Deep State

    By William VaillancourtSeptember 4, 2020

    1. Your dog barks at him. Contrary to popular belief, dogs are known to bark at mailmen not because they…

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    I’m Replacing the School Curriculum With ‘Fall Guys’

    By Ashley SeamanSeptember 3, 2020

    In our morning lessons, you will practice your motor skills and hand/eye coordination.  I will not take attendance as there…

    Politics

    The Right to Vote Is a Radical Leftist Hoax

    By Chris BrotzmanSeptember 2, 2020

    I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the radical left Communists and anarchists aren’t just destroying our cities,…

    Politics

    Miss Manners’ Etiquette Guide for Your First Shady Political Fundraiser

    By Shannon CarpenterSeptember 1, 2020

    There is a certain amount of sophistication that is expected at your first shady political fundraiser. Uncouth behavior or a social…

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    Letters From Bereeda: A Pastime Etched in Sand (and My Top Three ’90s Baseball Movies)

    By Anthony FabianoSeptember 1, 2020

    A few meters situated from the Gulf of Aden, I spend my third restless night in a row. Locals smash…

    Politics

    Yes, It’s the Zombie Apocalypse. Now Come Back to Campus!

    By Chris AileoAugust 31, 2020

    Dear Students of Our Beloved Community, As we rapidly approach this fall semester, uncertainty still lingers. We understand that many…

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    The Zombie Apocalypse Isn’t Going Away So We Just Need to Live With It

    By Matthew SeelyAugust 28, 2020

    It’s day 153 of the zombie apocalypse and honestly, at this point, I think we just need to learn to…

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