From the Leaked Transcripts of the Presidential “The Foreign Emoluments “Let’s See What We Can Get Away With” Subcommittee of…
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We all mourn the passing of Pope Francis. Okay, that’s enough. Now it’s time to gamble. According to Vatican oddsmakers, these are…
Our revered POTUS trumpets, “I want a baby boom.” Relax, Melania, already father of all real Americans, he was talking…
We enter a television station in upstate New York. Reporter Christine Fabares takes center stage. Cameras buzz around her as…
MORE GRIM TODAY THAN DIRE GERMANIC ORIGINALS TRUMPLESTILSKIN: Desperate to win favor, a sycophant convinces the King that his daughter…
Turns out I was just drafting a press release with better punctuation. A few days ago, I sat down to…
Congratulations, citizens of America! You’ve just unboxed the all-new Democracy Lite™, the nation’s most streamlined, ahistorical, user-friendly approach to civic…
Bond: So, the Americans have wet the bed again. M: I’m afraid so, 007. They’re calling it “SignalGate.” Bond: If…
Trump’s new DEI elimination policy brings with it a series of historical revisions we will now be accepting and treating…
We are the White House, or as we like to call it, the White House Ad Agency (WHAA?!), a coalition…