Hey government! It’s me, Megan K. Schwartz/Civilian 8FB4U5T7TI7T92Z. As it becomes increasingly likely that you’ll soon begin surveilling me via…
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1. A Brand-New Name: In fulfilling his campaign pledge to rename our country the Republic of Bawitdaba, President Rock held a…
In his five terms in office, Donald Trump came close to overhauling the country’s education system. He definitely left his mark…
Don’t be alarmed. I’ve come from the not-too-distant future and boy am I glad to be here. Because, I’ll be…
Yikes, you have a splinter! You’re so screwed. I don’t have any antibiotics, but maybe you’d like this pre-Event Dora…
1. Now that the collection agents are all dead, you’re off the hook for your student loans. 2. Traffic is,…
I have hit the vintage clothing store jackpot: the perfect jacket, I’m sure of it. Do I have other jackets?…
Consider the East Asian monsoon. This famous weather pattern, immortalized in the folklore and literature of the East, causes a cycle…
Your Dog Is at It Again, Charlie Brown! You’re Pitcher of the Year, Charlie Brown! It’s Grandparents Day, Charlie Brown…
10 Times Lorgan Frost, Grand Commander of the Districts, Smirked Before Beheading a Rebel! Shocking: You Won’t Believe What Hunky…