Thanks for inviting me to your wedding! I’m so happy to be included. It speaks volumes that the person I booty call every Saturday and the occasional…
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A Los Angeles woman repeatedly listed on her Bumble profile how much she loved sports in order to attract a…
Cute puns? Affirmations? Genuinely sweet admittances of affection? YAWN! Those cards couldn’t be more boring, vague, and inefficient. That’s why…
KNOXVILLE, TN – Early Christmas reporting has confirmed local gamer and son of very messily divorced parents Jake Hoppins is…
This universal and relatable lifehack can be used by just about anyone this holiday season. It’s simple, effective, and will…
Thank you all for being here tonight. I have to say, this is a really spirited crowd! (Pause for laughter.) Get it?…
6’5”, 2,507-year-old heir to the throne of Zagdor seeks a corn-fed, normal-looking woman, preferably from the Midwestern United States. Perhaps…
I love how much language can evolve. The slang and idioms of a previous generation might be completely foreign to…
Picture unrelated. I’m sure this isn’t the ideal place to tell you this, and I’d imagine if you just stumble…
February 14, 2025 My beloved Giant Octopus, Happy Valentine’s Day to my wife of fifteen years! I have loved you…