Let me take you on a journey… to the Lego Store on Fifth Avenue. It’s the one near the newly…
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Welcome back, you baking nuts! I know it’s been a while since my last post, but with the rolling blackouts,…
Bright and warm the sun now shines out of my ass, every single morning! You want to know why? I…
It is with heavy hearts, that Creg… sorry, Craig (sp?) and I announce that we are respectfully separating after our…
I don’t know what to tell you. You should’ve seen this coming. You were asking too much of me and…
Buttermilk: This doesn’t technically ever go bad right? Keep. Capers: What are they? No one knows. They give the condiment shelf…
A fulfilling hobby A sense of humor Emotional stability Bigfoot A winning lottery ticket Our dear Lord and Savior Jesus…
She was at a stable 20% throughout the holiday season, but fuck! Your grandma just dipped to 2% out of…
1. Hunt for quarters in the couch cushions. While you’re there, you might find some potato chip crumbs and loose…
1. Clean out your garden: Spring is here and it’s time to clean your garden and remove all remnants of…