Argh, it is I, the Gorton’s fisherman, the guy on the fish sticks box in the freezer at your local…
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1. Standing in line Yes, you’re pretending to get coffee, but in reality, you are just standing there like a…
1. Make sure your bathroom cleaner contains bleach. After a week of sharing this small space with three other boys,…
1. To work in public relations, you must relate publicly like no other. No private relations, no family relations, no sexual…
It’s August, so you know what that means: It’s almost Void Day! Granted, we’re never sure when exactly Void Day…
I knew it was a long shot when I applied. I mean, who was I? Just a neck-bearded nobody with…
1. Lure her over for a refreshing swim on a hot summer afternoon; after all, the pool was built for visitors…
Dread it. Run from it. It doesn’t matter – automation will still arrive. Whether you’re a long-haul trucker in Topeka…
Did you know that lyrics from Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” will have you ready to impress at any AA meeting?…
Stephen White, a 23-year-old bro, posted a Facebook status asking his peers for book recommendations. Upon realizing Infinite Jest by…