As the new patriarch of this family, it is now MY TURN to plan the annual family vacation. When I…
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Dear Mom and Dad, It’s come to my attention that Aunt Suzy walked in on Cousin Leroy masturbating to a…
We are so thrilled to take a VERY short break from appropriate remembrances to celebrate YOU, you big fucking stupid…
Motivation. Hard work. Perseverance. Goal setting. Overcoming setbacks. These are some words I use when giving a high school graduation…
*This post was a part of Robot Butt Live! on Friday, March 24th, 2024. It was a chaotic live show…
This new sandwich shop has a unique and completely unappealing approach to upscale lunch dining.
Let me tell you, if there’s anything I’ve gathered from my sixteen hours a day I spend on Facebook, Twitter,…
Dear Dad-Knows-All, I’m worried about my daughter; I think she’s lonely. The other day I saw her cuddling her dog…
HELP! I didn’t want to have to post here, because I hate using forums when I feel like there must…
Outlook, your work email app. Get a head start on the upcoming workweek. If someone peaks over and catches you…