It’s said President Lincoln stirred his coffee with his massive dick (it was the same length as his stovepipe hat).…
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1. Willy Wonka and the Lithium Ion Battery – Roald Dahl While the well-known classic Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…
My Fellow McClintocks, Today is a sad day. I regret to inform you our beloved family newsletter, “The Fightin’ McClintock,”…
The Vietnam War was, at best, a colossal military failure for the United States and, at worst, a demonstration of…
Most know Orville and Wilbur Wright as the pioneers of aviation, but few know of the third, less-accomplished Wright brother,…
On January 3rd, President Trump unilaterally ordered the killing of Qassem Soleimani, a high-ranking Iranian general who commanded the Quds…
(Editor’s Note: This op-ed is from our archives and was originally published May 22, 3500 BCE.) Whatever happened to walking?…
Hey guys, can we chat for a second? Look. I realize that coal mining can be a wild business sometimes.…
1969: Neil Armstrong becomes the first human to walk on the moon, broadcasting back to Earth the immortal words, “By…
I am so, so, so upset about the tragic Notre Dame fire, and here are all my cathedral pictures to…