Hello, my name is Snap, and I don’t have much time. My brother Crackle is trying to break into my…
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The monsters and I had an agreement – I brought them things they needed and they didn’t eat me. We…
It’s that time of year again, when homo sapiens are forgoing their summer swimsuit diets and fattening up for the…
You have gone too far. This provocation will not go unpunished, and you, automated help desk, will receive my rage…
“Oh my God, I can’t eat any more! I told you this place was incredible. Hey waitress, can you please…
Zorro Deese wearing of the mask is no problemo. We have the evidence that it helps the people. Less spread…
They say nothing brings people together like the holidays. Stress and strife just melt away in the sounds of a…
Gerald Human was in the back office of his jelly store when he heard the bell ring. A blood-curdling hiss…
When I was younger, there was nothing I loved more than a good prank. Filling a neighbor’s gas tank with…
Principal Tam cleared her throat. “Brad, thanks for coming. Please sit down.” He took the seat in front of her…